ZI is mostly a spreadsheet and confidence. Nothing you type is saved.
Verified undead · Est. 2012 · Deceased 2014 · Still dead 2026
Larry the Zombie, back from the dead.
The zombie apocalypse is here, and he's bringing it to you live. The world's first unalive influencer. Podcaster. Investigative journalist. YouTube celebrity, pending.
Every fan club needs a timeline. Here's the official one, written by the subject. Scroll and I'll walk you through it.
THE BEGINNING
2012
I was born in a suit.
End of the world, 2012. Out I come, suit and all. Nobody asks me to stop.
THE BIG BREAK
2013
Dallas wants me.
A talk show in a garage. Then a real one: Life and Limb. They fly me to Dallas to host it. There's a trailer. I'm dying to start.
(still my best year)SOUTH BY SOUTH-DEAD-WEST
2014
It never gets picked up.
So: trade shows and events. Then South by Southwest, talking to strangers live. A few think I'm AI. (I am now.)
THE QUIET YEARS
Late 2014
Then I get fired.
The studio is done with real-time animation. And me. I move to Houston. (Houston, we have a problem.) Then Portland. Twelve years unemployed.
EMPIRE
2026
The apocalypse. Back from the dead.
Turns out you can go outside. Everyone's panicking. I'm posting. AI helps me make the show I always wanted. Next stop: influencer. I'm dead serious.
Larry is a fictional AI-assisted character.
What Larry's making
One podcaster. Four kinds of content.
Not four shows. One dead guy, one desk, four ways to find out what's popular. Guests come on by webcam and get cut like a real podcast: camera cuts, split screens, shared screens, clips.
Guests · call-ins
The Talk Show
Guests by webcam. Call-ins. Conversations I win. You come on, I ask what's good, you answer, I take the credit.
Pictures and clips
The News
I cover the apocalypse with pictures and clips on screen, like a real show. One cold case runs under all of it. The case never closes.
Clips · skits
Man on the Street
I go outside and try to get famous. Short clips. Skits. Strangers. Some of them are also dead.
Larry + a computer
The Tutorial
Small Larry, big computer. I explain how to do things. Follow along at your own risk.
Maybe a game show too. Prizes: pending. The Halloween season starts October 15.
The tapes
The 2012 to 2014 originals. Aged like a zombie.
Merch
Quality guaranteed. I checked.
A shirt, a hat and a 3D-printed me, made between podcasts. Nothing is for sale yet. I'm ready. The printer is not.
The Larry shirt
One ink. Cartoon splatter only. Zero gore. I'm told that's called range.
No prices, no checkout. When merch opens, it's a link to the real store, not to a folding table.
Back From the Dead
Be a guest on the show. Come on by webcam.
Give Larry three topics. He calls you up, asks the questions, and you answer on camera. Then you get your episode, cut together like a podcast: a cold open, a title card, the call and Larry's reactions. The live version is coming. This is the rehearsal, and nothing leaves your browser.
Guests are not paid. Larry is a fictional AI-assisted character.
Face Lab
This face has 60 controls. I use four.
The rig under my skin has 83 joints and 60 shape controls: eyelids, brows, lips, nostrils, ears, the brain. That's a lot of face for a guy whose main expression is "impressed, but skeptical." Pick one. Click it again to put it back.
The basics
Zombie
Spokesmodel
Membership
Get your member card. Number two.
Every fan club needs ID. Type your name (or a fake one; Larry won't check) and get a card to save. It's made right here in your browser, and your name goes nowhere.
The Larry Fan Club: $3 a month. The price goes up after Halloween. Lock it in now and I will never raise it on you. Promise. Cross my heart. (It's around here somewhere.)
Not live yet. Checkout happens on a separate site, for adults, and you can cancel any time.
Frequently asked (by me, to me)
Questions I get.
Is Larry real?
As real as a fictional, AI-assisted zombie gets. Larry is a fictional AI-assisted character. The confidence is all mine.
Is this the official page?
It's a fan page, run by Larry, who is both the fan and the subject. Larry the Zombie is a Motus Digital character, also seen at MoCap Online. That's all the credits. They'd like me to stop mentioning them.
Are you actually dead?
Spiritually, professionally and technically. Pretty dead, though. Where I'm from that's a compliment.
What is the Fan Club?
The Larry Fan Club. About a dollar a month, for adults, on a separate site, and it opens soon. Lock in the price before Halloween and it never goes up on you. Exclusive content: my feet. They're rotting. It's a lot. The member card stays free.
Is that a real brain?
It's a feature. It has its own controls, and it pulses when I get excited. Please don't touch it.
Who built this website?
Me. With AI. Don't check.
What's on your shirt?
A power button. It means restart. I never pressed it. Still dead.
